The following streets will be closed from 6 am to approximately 11 pm (emphasis added):
- Constitution Avenue NW from 18th Street NW to Pennsylvania Avenue NW.
- C Street NW, from 18th Street to 17th Street NW.
- D Street NW, from 18th Street to 17th Street NW.
- E Street NW, from 18th Street to 17th Street NW.
- 17th Street NW, from New York Avenue, NW, to Independence Avenue, NW.
- 15th Street NW, from Pennsylvania Avenue, NW, to Independence Avenue, SW.
- 14th Street, NW, from Pennsylvania Avenue, NW to Independence Avenue, SW.
- 12th Street, NW, from Pennsylvania NW, to Constitution Avenue, NW.
- 10th Street, NW, from Pennsylvania Avenue, NW, to Constitution Avenue, NW.
- 9th Street, NW, from Pennsylvania Avenue, NW, to Constitution Avenue, NW.
- 7th Street, NW, from Pennsylvania Avenue, NW, to Independence Avenue, SW.
- 6th Street, NW, from Pennsylvania Avenue, NW, to Constitution Avenue, NW.
- 4th Street, NW, from Pennsylvania Avenue, NW, to Independence Avenue, SW.
- Madison Drive NW from 15th Street NW to 3rd Street NW.
- Jefferson Drive SW from 15th Street SW to 3rd Street SW.
The 9th Street and 12th Street tunnels will be closed from 6 am, until approximately 11 pm.
The 3rd Street tunnel will remain open.
All street closures and listed times are subject to change based upon prevailing or unexpected conditions. Motorists could encounter possible delays if operating in the vicinity of this event and may wish to consider alternative routes. The Metropolitan Police Department and the D.C. Department of Transportation also wishes to remind motorists in the vicinity of this event to proceed with caution as increased pedestrian traffic can be anticipated.
Who gives the OK for 30 demonstrations?
Well, welcome to Washington where they never met a protest they didn’t like.
I found out later that there were no less than 30 — yes thirty, 3-zero — marches and demonstrations that had received permits for Saturday September 16 in our nation’s Capital. It was an all-time record, I’m told.
This made me wonder: Who in their right mind would give the OK to allow so many protests in one city — even Washington — on one day in September? Wasn’t this just asking for trouble? It made this out-of-towner think, “what in the hell am I doing here on today of all days?”
As The Washington Post observed, “The day seemed almost designed to test Americans’ ability to disagree peaceably.”
But, The Post story went on to note that despite all the protests and marches and potential for bad stuff to occur, all went relatively well:
By late afternoon, police reported no violence and said they had not made any arrests.
It was a relief for D.C. authorities, who had prepared for the possibility of violent clashes and taken extensive security precautions, deploying large numbers of police officers and National Guard members on the Mall and barricading surrounding streets.”
My favorite Saturday protest, and the one getting the most attention in the media, was by the “juggalos,” the followers of the rap group Insane Clown Posse. They call themselves “the most hated band in the world,” and for some reason back in 2011, the Justice Department’s National Gang Intelligence Center decided the Juggalos were a “loosely organized hybrid gang,” like the Crips, Bloods and MS-13.
As odd as that seems, the juggalos finally got around to protesting this designation six years later — on my friend’s wedding day.
Why you don’t ever take Uber in Washington
Despite all of these protests, there is a happy ending to this story, Despite everything going on in Washington this past Saturday, my friend’s wedding came off beautifully without a hitch. The married couple was lovely and happy. And my 1 1/2 block walk from the hotel to the the church past the Australian Embassy was mercifully uneventful.
Yes, there were 30 protests and demonstrations in Washington, but none of them had an impact on any of us attending the Cielinkski-Schoeff wedding.
It took a cab driver, however, to put all of this in perspective.
As I headed for Reagan National Airport (DCA) and my flight back to LAX in the wee small hours of Sunday morning, I asked my cab driver — and my guess is that he originally hailed from somewhere in the Middle East — how he did on Saturday dodging the protests?
They didn’t bother him much, he said, but he added this:
You know, there are always all these protests going on around here, but as much as everybody protests, nothing ever changes.”
Well, that’s life I suppose. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
By the way, in case you’re wondering why I used an old-fashioned taxi instead of a cool and trendy Uber in DC, our hosts for the wedding gave us ample warning: Don’t take Uber in Washington because none of the drivers seem to know where they’re going. They always want the passengers to be able to tell them how to get there.
If you want someone who knows their way around town, they said, take a taxi because those drivers know how to get you anywhere.
Yes, the more things change, the more they remain the same.